Nothing drives website traffic better than sex and nudity. I was compelled to rip a headline from Murdoch because there really isn’t much news since my last update. So I could use a little help. Do you have an interesting story you would like to pursue? Write it up and send it in to E[email protected]. It can’t just be any nonsense like a plug for your weight-loss-product/get-rich scheme or Emily Litella ‘Violins-on-TV’ type rant.1 I mean we do have standards here, don’t we? For those of you new to the site, below are a few classic pieces for you to emulate. Or you could just send me naked pics.
Oh, and did you know that LICtalk is on twitter? Follow us now on @lictalk to get our headline updates and news flashes such as “Orgy tonight in Apt. 666 at TF Avalon East.”
And now for the snews:
Children and Public Figures Rally to Add Stop Signs by LIC Public School – Shocking! Read the story, then watch the 2-min video.
Miami Wants To Be More Like LIC – Surprising! Miami editorial writer uses LIC as an example of what can be done on the waterfront.
Dozens of Local Restaurants to Serve Up Eats in Annual LIC Foodie Fest – Stuffing! Taste of LIC is tomorrow night.
- https://screen.yahoo.com/weekend-emily-litella-violins-tv-000000080.html [↩]