A tenth anniversary party will be held Saturday afternoon to celebrate the invincibility of the construction site located at 49-18 Vernon Boulevard. As spring bursts forth, come one, come all to celebrate the resilience of a project whose regenerative spirit endures season after season, year after year.
Many local pols will be in attendance, but not Mike Gianaris, who hasn’t stepped foot in Hunters Point since February 14, 2019. Julie Won will also be MIA, as she’s still equivocating. Do we have a local Congressman? Yes, but while she won’t be crossing the creek for the party, Juan Ardila will be there!
“They said it couldn’t be done, and they were right” remarked developer Thyme Forgaut – a master of the C-note – who will not be in attendance but will be running an open tab at NuLook Deli next door. “In my book, 24oz is definitely worth a decade-long eyesore.” Children welcome.
Costco in Long Island City To Permanently Close – due to lack of business
PS78Q To Close For Cinco de Mayo, ACTVF High School To Close For St. Patty’s – teenagers can now take their fake id’s and stand in line at McSorley’s at 8am without being marked absent
East River To Be Dammed Up – new green energy project
david says
April 1, 2024 at 10:09 amsource on costco leaving?
duh says
April 1, 2024 at 9:50 pmdude it’s april fool’s
ASensibleMan says
April 2, 2024 at 3:57 pm“East River To Be Dammed Up – new green energy project”
I know it’s a joke, but I wouldn’t put it past those idiots.