
The weeks leading up to Memorial day are always agonizing for me, as I am forced to make a final decision as to which of two lanes I will be summering in: Gin or Further. In the never-ending tussle between old and new money, I perpetually seem to get caught in the middle. Ultimately it comes down to whether I want to spend more quality time with Howard, Rachael, and fellow journalistic mogul Arthur; or should it be Jerry, Martha, and Carl who are the lucky recipients of my sagacity and wittiness? The latter specifically has credited me with making him billions in summers past with my stock tips. But money isn’t everything, and based on these two crews it seems the old guard has just about been pushed out anyway. Thus I have decided to allow trendiness to trump tradition, and will spend the summer in Montauk. Because the youth of today are also deserving of my counsel and bonhomie, and maybe a little cuddling. Plus I can catch the Cannonball out of the Hunters Point LIRR station and be in Montauk in two and a half hours, leaving all the troubles of LIC behind. I may even leave my Bentley out there. So while you may not see me on the links at the Maidstone this summer, fear not because I’ll be able to make myself right at home with a quart of tonic, a liter of Beefeater, and a lime. Phew, now I can rest easy until August approaches, when I’ll have to decide if it’ll be Marbella or St. Tropez?
Oh wait, this news site is about Long Island City isn’t it? Well there’s not much news heading into the weekend, especially after Wednesday’s crush. Talking about crush, what I have been telling you about all year in terms of the demand for condo’s here in LIC, manifested itself earlier this week, per the Daily News:
“Condos in Long Island City are so hot real estate companies may need to hire bouncers for upcoming building openings. A crazed buyer bum-rushed the door at the opening of Five27, a project in the popular Queens enclave where new construction condominiums are selling at neighborhood highs.”
Everything else is just a recap of earlier news, so rest your eyes and enjoy the long weekend.
New LIC Condo Building So Hot Buyer Rushes The Door – gee, even I couldn’t have predicted this intensity
New LIC Rock Climbing Gym Plans to Open This Summer, Despite Bribery Scandal – good news for the neighborhood
Van Bramer Restores Some Faith In Pols – no disrespect for what JVB did, but this comes across as another case of hooking a small, struggling fish instead of those who cause much more damage
5Pointz To Be Replaced by Cornball Glitzy Box, Critics Say – a recap of the zoning board meeting Wednesday night
Locals Irate Over Plans To Convert 5Pointz to Condos – alotta coverage on this one
5Pointz Developer Blasted at Meeting – lotsa different views on this
Queens Businessman Kidnapped and Tortured in LIC Warehouse – far from the cornball, glitzy boxes lies another world in LIC