One of the greatest movies ever, The Wicker Man, takes place on a remote Scottish Isle filled with colorful people and farms. The only things the locale has in common with LIC, are that it’s on the water and cloistered. Otherwise, to the best of my knowledge, we don’t adhere to the following practices dramatized in the movie: couples copulating openly in the fields, children being taught in school of the phallic importance of the maypole, or toads being placed in the mouth to cure whooping cough. Most relevantly, we don’t practice human sacrifice, or at least I thought we didn’t until I stumbled upon the creation pictured above at the north end of Gantry Park.
Check out the movie(the 1973 version only) if you want to know exactly what I mean. You won’t be disappointed. More relevant to LIC, is the question: when is that northern stretch of Gantry finally going to be opened? While we’re on it, when is the southern stretch going to be opened? Both seem to be 99.9% complete and awaiting a time slot where all the politicians are available to take credit for it with an opening ceremony/photo-op. Oh well, we won’t sweat the small stuff, and there’s way, way too much other LIC news to peruse. In fact, since it’s the weekend, we’ll start with the fun stories first, and leave all the depressing real estate articles for last. Enjoy!
Signs of Progress at M. Wells Steakhouse – article speculates it might open next month, a testament to the private sector’s ability to get things done
LIC Market’s 3rd Anniversary Pig Roast and Clambake – this Saturday and Sunday! Read our description from last year’s Pig Roast, it has all the yummy details.
A Whole New World At Sage General Store – a recent visit to the newly revamped restaurant …it was pretty good to begin with, and now they have booze and dinner …and booze
King Kava in LIC Corners the Market In Obscure Stimulus Drink – this is just what I need to work my two jobs!
‘Squirrels to the Nuts’ Being Filmed in LIC – Jennifer Aniston, Owen Wilson, Cybil Shepherd, and Eugene Levy in LIC!
Green Market Run By Kids Is Back In LIC – “I believe the children are our are future, Teach them well and let them lead the way.” Wait, these don’t look like kids!
Summer Beach Read “Long Island City” – first movies, now they’re writing books about us. Well not books, but a short story like this is just the beginning. All I can say, is look out Hemingway!
LIC’s Second Flea Market Will Be Open All Year Round – wow, that’s a lot of fleas
$3.25 Million House Already Has Lots of Offers – I told you so
City’s Housing Bounce Spreads Beyond Manhattan – I told you so again
Hoboken Mom’s Replace Maxwell’s Rock Fan’s In Housing Boom – it’s happening on the flank of the other river as well, their Maxwell’s equals our 5Pointz