The internet is really really great
For porn
I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
For porn
There’s always some new site,
For porn!
I browse all day and night
For porn!
It’s like i’m surfing at the speed of light
For porn!
In a recent Nielsen website survey, LICtalk was deemed more addictive than pornography. That’s because there is a low threshold for locality when it comes to the news. One person killed in NYC = 10 in Chicago = 100 in France = 1,000 in Turkey = 10,000 in Bangladesh. Going in the other direction, it equals a bike running over a person’s foot in LIC. You know you want to look, “Oh, I’ll just take a little peek.” People care about local smut!
So we promise to deliver it in 2014, plus maybe stir the pot a little. As always, it will contain raw verbiage and be completely unedited (“Ouch” – The Editor). In fact, I can barely even string a sentence together. You want amateur, this is your place! But we need a little help from everyone out there behind the glass screen. So send us your local tips, pics, and dirt to EDITOR@LICTALK.COM. Otherwise we’ll be forced to bring you headlines such as “Mrs. Pumpernickel in Apartment 12B Had a Mole Removed from Her Back and Is Recovering Fine” and…
Touring the Photogenic Ruins of the CN West Disinfecting Company in LIC – ?
View From the Bridge – a tome about putting green rooftops in LIC
Leasing of Industrial Space Heats Up – “In 2001, 37 mostly industrial blocks of Long Island City were rezoned for residential and commercial use.” = less supply
5Pointz Graffiti Art Spotted on Astoria Wall – it’s spawned
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