Yes, we gotta no banana, No banana, No banana, I tell you we gotta no banana today I sella you no banana Hey, Mary Anna, you gotta... gotta no banana? Why this man, he's no believe-a what I say… no… he no believe me… Yes, we have no picture of … [Continue reading] about YES, WE HAD NO FIREWORKS
IN LIEU OF FIREWORKS, LIC GETS RESTAURANT-MANIA

With no fireworks in LIC this Fourth, I am off to Marbella, so there will be no updates for a week. For those of you without easy access to a G5, a share in the Hamptons, a cabin in Maine, or reserved floor space at Snooki's shore shack, I have a … [Continue reading] about IN LIEU OF FIREWORKS, LIC GETS RESTAURANT-MANIA
JOHN BROWN SMOKEHOUSE MOVING TO HUNTERS POINT

Pinch me! Just when I think things cannot possibly get any better here in LIC we get the news above. But wait, there's more: there will be a beer garden attached! But wait there's more: there will be live music! What else can I say? How about it … [Continue reading] about JOHN BROWN SMOKEHOUSE MOVING TO HUNTERS POINT
FIFTY SHADES OF LIC

I do not know what all the hype is about, never have I ever seen anyone reading this book on the 7 train. Plus it has no pictures, I hear. C'mon folks, this is nothing but a 21st century version of Penthouse Forum. I have been raving about the … [Continue reading] about FIFTY SHADES OF LIC
HELLO LONG ISLAND CITY!

Greetings residents of Long Island City and thank you for visiting this website. Whether you are an LIC-news obsessed junkie or a Manhattan-centric careerist vacillating amongst job offers from Goldman, Blackrock, and Kazoo.com, this site is for … [Continue reading] about HELLO LONG ISLAND CITY!